Somebody save this for post of the year consideration please

"To slice Joe's throat from ear to ear"

Damn neutrals. Never know where they stand!

Well I sure as HELL can't talk about HELL without saying HELL

So someone has to take the moniker "Pod's Rod" at this point, correct?

Ehm, excuse me but "50 Shades of Grey" was published in 2011, 5 years after the date of Mr. Callahans passing (and the Klingon edition not for another 6 months further). Are we to believe that this was some sort of… time traveling commentator? Hah

I love that. Even without the commentary you just KNOW the writers room was dying every time someone said McGarnagle.

Holy Shit. Just watched an episode and 1/2 of Hemlock Grove before I was physically forced to turn it off. That was the worst thing I've seen…ever. It was horrendous on a level I can't express. Like, wow. A part of me isn't angry, but rather impressed that such a steaming pile of shit could be broadcast, even on an…

Don't you know that Dawes has no use for money, like some plebeian fool? They traffic solely in sweet laurel canyon sound.

Hey! Stoker and Hoop wasn't…that bad! I somewhat disagree with your statement!

*50 minutes of Native American women being catty, end of the episode William Henry Harrison comes in and massacres them all*

Agreed. The Broodwich episode is my all time, stone cold favorite. #2 might be the one where Carl gets sucked into the Jet Toilet.

This was not good at all. B is FAAAAAR too generous, a low C would be forgiving. Unless that 4th episode was gut busting, I have no idea what you saw in this.

No, I think Hannibal was feeling a little heat for his faux-shrike kill (which was impulsive for him) and wanted to wrap it up in a nice bow. The brother takes the fall for both murders and disappears forever.

@ Hypno

AVCLUB NEEDS EDITOR

Can't believe the crackhead bluebird wasn't mentioned in the review. One of the surrealist and funnier parts of the episode, classic American Dad.

You've got the touch!

Naw, you just have to own it in the original German and act like you read it in that.

Yep, though I did a fair amount of chatting in certain DoD maps. When your a quality sniper you have downtime and a good K/D ratio. Regardless it was a lot quieter and a lot more fun