My favorite moment of all time belongs to Kyle Kinane. The Q referenced a new service that allowed you to designate people as "friends" or "noise" and asked, "What two categories are available on YOUR social network?'
He answered "Greasers and Socs."

Wait… where's "Kung Fury"???

When Tom Colicchio gets his own comic, I hope they call it, "Did You Taste Your Food?"

Imagine the Stone Henge you can build with $9 million!

First of all, bonus points for equating Jimmy McGill with Homer Simpson. My hat is off to you, sir.
Second, yes, the oppositional dualism approach is reductive, and the writing here is deeper than that.
It's easy to say Chuck and Jimmy are broken halves of one person (their dad?), the SuperEgo and the Id, neither able…

The idea of anything within the BCS universe being a "spoiler" is a bit off, to me.
Psst: Gus and Mike will die!
One of the most impressive things about the writing has been how they will take plot elements you know are coming and give them just a slight twist that opens up the story in some new way, like Nacho…

Nathan Thurm for Attorney General!

I'm still wearing my Purity WebRing.

What if they had a final exam in that class and nobody came?

The Trouble with Hashtags

How can this list exclude TAGGART!?
That show, created around the gruff Scotts cop-show staple Mark McManus - who forever will be known for burring "There's been a murrrrderrrr" - lasted more than 15 years after the nominal star died and WITHOUT CHANGING THE NAME OF THE SHOW!
That has to be a record.
Also, best cop show…

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I can't help but feel a little sorry for him. After all, it's just a matter of time before he gets replaced by Sean Spicest.

Isn't "Obama People" one of the songs on Zappa's "One Size Fits All"?

All the kings said I was daft to build a city on Rock and Roll, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em.
The Clash set it on fire and burned it down.
So, I built a second one.
Public Enemy, Sammy Hagar and the Trammps all burned that one down.
So I built a third one.
Peter Gabriel smashed it with a sledgehammer,…

"Billy on the Street" is like "Cash Cab" but the cab has plowed into the sidewalk and everyone's screaming and the contestant doesn't give a fuck about getting the answer right because they just want to get to the Pegu Club, dammit.

Needs more hysteria.

I miss the Soup. *Sniff*

Oh, here go hell come!

She's not my lover.