This reads like a Philosophy 101 paper that was written as fast as possible because you realized that it was due in the morning.

I don't know, I drove through in the fall and felt it had some charm. Although, I'm from the west coast and most of the charm was most likely related to the fact that it looks way different than where I'm from and my time in this location is very limited.

Not really, road trips are fun. Even road trips through boring places like Kansas.

I'm just going to make sandwiches at home for like a 99% savings.

He's probably the guy who thinks Trevor Noah is funny.

How am I barely putting up with a bunch of stuff I have never heard of?

Hopefully he'll get sucker punched by Don Draper again.

I've never had it.

Epic Patton Oswalt take down of mildly inoffensive fast food.

At least my Old Navy cargo shorts are back in style.

Did I wake up in 1998 again? I hate when that happens.

Hey guys! I found it! The worst internet comment ever!

I'd rather see Fifty Candles.

He has too much hair, still. So much hair.

Will Eastwood sing the theme?

Trump would be an awesome ghoul.

I believe they invested money in the project.

Yeah but what if those tiny animals evolve into future Hitler? You're welcome, future.

Actually, Paul Ryan is a huge fan of Rage Against the Machine and Chris Christie loves Springsteen. Neither of those things makes much sense to me.

Why so snarky?