I just found the missing details from his wikipedia page quite funny.

That crap was on ABC.

Well, it's college football so the Cosby connections are implied.

His Wikipedia only mentions that he's had a few DUIs.

I was so upset when Alf was cancelled. Also, I was 8.

Thanks for ruining my fond childhood memories of going to Dodger Stadium.

Has he apologized for Crash?

It's still not finished yet. I'm hearing… more Aboriginal percussionists. And I want an army of digeridoos. Fifty thousand digeridoos!

I like how that movie seems like a simple satire but is actually totally insane.

Well, they're young and they grew up in a city that they soon can't afford to live in. I can excuse them for some hyperbole.

Well, what about all the unanswered questions from the Arli$$ finale?

The enemy was Hearst. Of course Hearst was going to win. We don't need to see it.

I'm pretty sure he'll be two characters, switching around the half way point.

Was the monologue all Dan Quayle jokes?

That's like the most 1992 lineup possible.

Weren't you guys the naysayers?

I'm with you. It's way better than Crash, Dances with Wolves, The English Patient, etc.

Apparently everyone now hates this movie that basically everyone liked a few years ago.

It was cute.

Don't worry, Jeb Bush is pretty terrible. Just keep following.