This is another very promising new feature. I'm really excited to see music getting more expansive coverage here. Great job, AV Club!

"I'm sorry I called you Michael Douglas and I see your value now."

EXTERMINATE!

Meat salad. Important distinction. I personally use crackers. Preferably the cheese-y kind.

"On par with John Hodgman’s Complete World Knowledge almanacs"

Huh, I did not know The Dandy Warhols were still making music. That and Weezer should be a weird little nostalgia trip for when I was a teenager listening to them a few years after the fact. Godless is an insanely catchy song that I'm going to go listen to right now.

Calling into question the integrity of internet strangers' romantic relationship in an argument about gender stereotypes and then suggesting that people should stop expressing opinions you disagree with. Seriously? This is why I normally ignore disagreements on the internet but I was sort of drug into this one.

I platonically internet love you @avclub-9ff7c9eb9d37f434db778f59178012da:disqus He actually psuedo trolls when he's in a good mood, but you're on the right track.

Eh, I normally don't reply, or even revisit, comment sections this old but I'm home and bored so I'll clarify a bit. He's saying that men specifically out drinking until last call just need to get laid without a profound emotional connection involved. He also specifically mentions this in reference to people not in a…

With Trump's noted baby hands? That seems unfair unless he gets to wear rings.

This is the first time I've ever wanted to upvote a spambot. Yes, I know I should have replied to said spambot but I'm too afraid it will respond.

I guess I'm eager to see the disaffected, sarcastic jerks most of the cast likely transformed into. No, honestly, I'm generally pretty forgiving about remakes and such but without more details I can't imagine this will live up to, or improve upon, the original.

Christ, no. Have you not seen that episode of Arrested Development? I don't have the moisture to spare.

Thank you! The MuteLurker didn't want to ask for fear of getting onto an FBI watch list but do you have a list or suggestion of flavors? Also, I don't even care if this is the weirdest stealth ad campaign ever, we're having a serious problem and I appreciate the suggestion. I'll do you the courtesy of not asking how…

That is basically Dany's whole platform (if you think of tits in the less sexist way and more as a feminist symbol). Why isn't this getting more upvotes?!

Username/comment synergy: ????

Does she get to be the bear in this fight?

The only way Putin's speech could have been more stupefying is if he suggested all the ladies hop to the kitchen and make a sandwich at the end. I'm sorry, I mean borscht.

I was thinking of him too, but I've only seen him as Ash and as Reagan so he may only be able to play myopic, but charming, pricks. The Tick is more good natured and bumbling.

With the break-neck pace they get The Venture Bros on air, no. I kid, the excessive waiting times between seasons is alright with me since it's basically two people making all the decisions and doing all the writing but I also wouldn't mind waiting even longer if it meant Publick would be on staff for the new Tick.