When you reached the front of the line did you quietly murmur "It's BonerTime"?

You shouldn't talk about your beard as if it doesn't have feelings. I'm sure (s)he has a name.

Resonance of Fate had some pretty damn spiffy fashion choices. I found the gameplay very tedious but still kept plugging along to make enough money to buy my characters the most striking outfits. And if I recall correctly clothing choices have zero impact on stats so if you find, say, a leather jacket you're willing…

I hope he goes for bananas foster. It has booze and somehow seems like the perfect wallowing dessert now that I think of it. There's even fire to keep you warm in lieu of a lovers embrace.

And I thought chia pudding was gross.

And I thought chia pudding was gross.

How does one reboot a sandwich? Don't skimp on the details, I skipped dinner.

How does one reboot a sandwich? Don't skimp on the details, I skipped dinner.

I'm sorry, is no one going to query further on the Hot Chicken condom? Because that raises so many questions.

Spoilers for the debate: Hillary is still a woman and Bernie is still a socialist. Both will bag on Trump at some point. There, you can watch comedy central without feeling bad now.

Right? Womens wear is the same. Look, if I want to to wear a green blouse and look like gender swapped Robin Hood that's my business. Hook me up Ralph Lauren!

Ugh, I'm not one to leave the tv on when I'm in another room but I did the other day. I heard his ridiculous facsimile of a laugh as though it were a dog whistle and immediately found the remote to silence the awful. Cram a potato in it already, Matthews!

It is Love Week, but it's also the AV Club so ignoring it is the most natural thing to do. Whaddya want, updates on Teti's drum of lube?

Pirate Captain and tranquilizer darts from The Venture Bros should have made the list. Though it's not a healthy relationship overall anytime the phrase "it's like getting sucked off by an angel" is involved there's at least some romance to be found.

You too!

Thank you! Truly, my love for Final Fantasy IV is *the greatest* love of all time. Suck it Romeo and Juliet!

Sorry, that was unseemly.

Wooo! First time getting on Keyboard Geniuses!