I got a Community notification for this ?!

It caused me to up my already considerable swearing game in real life . I'd regale you with some of my better strings of profanity but I don't want to get auto censored by disqus . To right the cosmic free speech scales I pledge to call someone The Seaward at some point today .

Dude's been in the Chantry since he was a kid so he's at the romantic equivalency of a fifteen year old . He's probably just warming up . Solas , on the other hand , is full-on unapologetic racist about things . Can't say I blame him . If elves were an option IRL I'd be all elves , all the time .

Portable gaming devices are bleeding out at the feet of the smartphone takeover . It's a shame , really . There's something nice about having a dedicated device to gaming to throw in your bag . Admittedly I'm too much of a closet nerd to whip out my Vita while sitting in the park or something but handheld gaming just…

Talented motherfuckers might not be quite the compliment you meant it to be . Or maybe it was , I'm not your supervisor .

I will avoid dropping spoilers but I am curious how a Solas romance shakes out . There is a very intriguing scene with him at the end of the main story which made me regret not romancing him . Then I remembered his personality and regretted my decision slightly less . Needless to say I'm jealous you get to witness a…

What happened to the hilarious antagonism ? Oh , I get it , Koechner's too damn charming . Teti must have a soft spot for bald dudes . Now if only they can get Corey Stoll for this feature .

When I was a young lady my viola instructor assured me "Practice makes perfect" . I'm not sure if this applies here as well but the woman did teach me a lot about fingering technique .

Well since men traditionally have the tendency to be sexually aggressive maybe it's good to have a limiting factor . Though from a purely biological evolutionary standpoint that's a stretch . As for women dying in childbirth , yes , that has been a huge problem . But we have augmented odds by utilizing our large…

Okay , this might be the funniest message about genitals I've ever found in my disqus inbox . Maybe .

Give her a break , we can't all be blowjob expert sexsomniacs !

Definitely a case where evolution favored function over form . Darwinism is sexy in it's own way . It's own silly , yet sensible way .

Common sense discretion for some , Puritanical shame and repression for others ! So long as I continue to not know the types of sex members of my family are having .

Probably about the same rate of sword ownership as well .
*eyes katana on shelf , gets embarrassed*

I was at a juice bar the other day while two patrons were hemming and hawing about what to order for about 10 minutes , finally one of them asks the cashier , "Do you have anything sugar free?" This kid is my new hero because he replied ,"NO , you're in an establishment that serves juiced fruit".

Like at the end of Metroid when Seamus pops off the helmet ?
… I wasn't good at distinguishing gender of Nintendo sprites .

Well if it's consistently whining and not just when it wants breakfast or something you should probably take it to the vet . Wait , what were we talking about ?

Maybe ? I played as a Dalish elf rogue and then a human mage and they wore the same thing . No clue about Qunari . Though I did find Iron Bull's outfits particularly amusing .

Well I did get a pretty good giggle out of watching my Inquisitor nonchalantly lacing her boots back up and taking off after the first time she bedded Cullen in what appeared to be a bed in a hay loft , so it's not all bad . Alternately , they should let me force everyone to wear one . We could be a cult !

I finished the game way before any of the DLC came out and haven't gone back yet . I've been waffling about it because I want to start a new character but playing through the Winter Palace plot is … not appealing . Okay , more importantly , does any of the DLC give you the option of changing out of those awful green…