Note to self : Cross no one in the shirtwaist industry .

Yeah , but we're lame . He's Cyril fuckin' Figgis .

Wow , you're right . I really flew off the handle there . I sure do come off as a prick in my comment .

I got 82% Gryffindor . I … I'm so confused . This is like having a twin and finding out you're *not* the evil one .

Moonshine and desperation . So , moonshine .

It's early days for both the new show and the election cycle . This may have been Colbert's way of not scaring off other candidates . I'm willing to give him the benefit of the doubt since this is the same man who lampooned a sitting president also named Bush to his face .

Her ?

Nicotine & Gravy is fantastic ! I think pretty much all of Midnight Vultures works in an intentionally goofy , ribald , sexy way . Maybe not Debra . Though that is also a great song , I saw Beck a couple of years ago and when he started to play that song the crowd flipped out . Really fun show .

All the upvotes , that's awesome ! I met Wagner and Foo about 5 years ago . Both as incredibly cool as you'd imagine . I have no idea how many times I've listened to *every* song on the also incredible Pretty in Black .

Ah , I misunderstood . I have a serious thing with The Raveonettes' Aly , Walk with Me
So now we're oversharing pals !

I … I honestly don't get this reference and I refuse to subject myself willingly to the music of Britney Spears . Good day , sir !

I have a bit of a hangup on this . While I'm not judging anyone else's masturbatory habits (Well , some of them . You know who you are !) I have a really strict policy to keep my fantasies only to people who are either putting themselves out there sexually(porn stars) , or whom I have an express verbal agreement with…

Is getting off to music that odd ? I have more of a Pavlovian thing going where I associate certain songs with certain acts with certain people so when I hear them now the sensations/memories are linked .

It can be two things ! Wait … I'm honestly not sure if that can apply in this case . It's been a long day .

Possibly , but I think it's more a matter of numbers . Get that many humans in one place some of them are going to embarrass themselves .

Those are the risks you take when you devote your life to the evil act of terrifying children .

Juggler's Elbow ? The Polite Clap ? Glitter Lung ?

Yeah , but it's expected there . That's why you dress up and pay extra for the good seats .

… okay , that actually also happened to me when they were touring behind The King is Dead . Sooo , think it was the same guy or are Decemberists fans surprisingly uncouth ?

No way , that's a hilarious joke . Seriously , one for the ages *makes jacking off motion*