Put some chains on that mother , no one will mess around then .

Huh . I go to concerts (and the symphony , which I agree doesn't count , but is awesome) alone all the time and I've never had more of a problem than someone getting drunk and hitting on me when I'm clearly not into it . But I live in a wonderful bastion of liberal wussiness .

Hey , don't talk that way about Andrew Bird !

Good point , I could bust out Bioshock .

I feel bad up voting this but you speak the truth , eyeball .

Okay , this feature is awesome but it is making me want to scratch the FPS itch . My basic skills are fine but I'm about to get incredibly busy with IRL work and won't have time to devote to mastering a swath of new techniques . Is Destiny a good game to pick up for a few minutes a day without getting completely , uh…

Someone's been on a Fitzgerald kick .

I'm picturing late night gossip sessions regarding other wordy , well dressed , middle aged comedians . And now I'm hoping that becomes a podcast .

High five ! Washington is great , I only *occasionally*look at Mt Rainier and think that it may hold my fiery doom , mostly I just marvel at how pretty it is . Now if only I could chase my family out of state things would be perfect .

I hate snow , but approve of this line of reasoning . Perhaps I'll come check it out in twenty years or so when global warming has helped out on that front . You know , whatever's still above the ocean at least . Also , how bad is Moxie ? For years in my childhood my mother stocked the family fridge with Pepsi instead…

Wish I had been around earlier for this comment . That just seems like the smartest way to go about three or more person sex acts . I got in a (very) mild tiff with my boyfriend because I mentioned offhand that if I got invited to an orgy that I , and this is important , actually wanted to go to , it was my assumption…

Wait , what ?! How could that be annoying ? I … I need to go rethink some things .

*wonders what doctorhawkes' medical education consisted of , prefers not to dwell on the topic*

True . And it's the little quirks that can actually tell you a lot about a person . Foot fetishes , for example, are pretty damn tame but in my experience lead up to a lot of other things . Though I may have just been getting , uh , lucky .

Go for it ! If nothing else you may summon Biastioc . Alright , I'll start the over sharing train , the things I would do to Hisoka from Hunter x Hunter would make Dan Savage blush . There , I have a thing for evil cartoon men , okay ?!

Just as long as C Span doesn't devolve into a massive orgy .

I'm torn on the premature release of that CNN doomsday video . On the one hand I'm happy I was able to enjoy it while I wasn't doing whatever the hell one does at the end of the world , on the other hand it would have been a fantastically surreal send off .

Aim for Ottawa . Apparently the numbers are on your side there .

… I need help reacting to something .

You're not my supervisor !