Okay , come on guys, surely his legacy of choking on most amount of pretzels while in office is at least still intact , right ?!

A well placed indoor nun will also work to scare off many an Irishman .

This is possibly the only time I'd rather not have the HBO CEO of Tits take a stab at a fantasy series . That the The Once and Future King is appropriate for any age group is part of the appeal . Due to the inherent , necessary amount of SFX I'd prefer it not be live action at all and let someone at Cartoon Network…

Oh , I didn't actually think you were . Just wanted to point out the username/comment synergy without using that specific meme . Plus , I think your username is really cute as a play on the Community joke .

Tell her it's a really , really bad politically themed porn .

That last sentence makes me think you're a gimmick account . Regardless , I approve , have an upvote !

Ah , the old "Reverse Dracula" tactic . Well played .

We're all actually lonely , creepy shut in dudes who are *really* committed to the lie .

Well , she has expressed a disinterest in stakes .

Finally , a sequel to Miroir Noir ! Said no one *

Based on that last sentence I'm going to recommend you listen to Sufjan Stevens' Carrie and Lowell .

[a teacup shatters , getting shards of fine china *everywhere*]

And binge drinking ! Don't forget binge drinking , until , you know , you black out .

We're more like Germany , ambitious and misunderstood .

Saying "specious" would make him sound like a pretentious ass , whereas he seemed to aim more at being a pompous ass . Like Papa Bear .

*fetches a bucket for monsieur*

I am excited for VR in that sort of "oh cool , futuristic" sort of way . Though I am not excited about playing it with other people around . Getting the vapors and collapsing on the ground during a zombie swarm attack might be a tad embarrassing .

… indubitably .

So they promoted it on NBC ? Well, there's the problem right there .

Excellent point ! If only NBC had hired you to promote this show . Or if , you know , they had promoted it at all .