Nooo ! I don't want to develop a pavlovian response equating sadness over Jon Stewart's departure with cookie monster's charming visage !

Enjoyment of vinyl really depends upon genre and era . I would not want to listen to LCD Soundsystem on vinyl but Leonard Cohen or David Bowie sound great . Furthermore , record stores have cute boys . I rest my case .

Rickster , this is your mother . Your dad and I are worried about you . Please come home . We're glad you enjoy nature so much but we're worried you're going to get frostbite and you've been walking with a limp . Love you , honey .

Good call , I start talking about blood next .

It's an Archer reference . A rug is occasionally fetched to roll up , and dispose of , a dead body in that show . Sadly , this will likely not be the weirdest comment I make today .

Yep , solidarity . As a serial dater of musicians , the grabbing of the acoustic guitar invokes a deer in the headlights look from me . But the worst one I've endured so far was a ride in a horse drawn carriage . There's a freaking driver involved and people can see you ! And I later learned they are also quite…

Movies also have the unfortunate effect of convincing men that ALL WOMEN WANT THIS . No , for some people an overblown romantic gesture is awkward and horrible regardless of your feelings for eachother .

Maybe it's because I grew up repressed but I would rather wrestle hyenas while covered in chicken blood than talk to my parents about anything sexual . Let alone anything kinky .

You know playing is not mandatory , right ? I took the low road and bowed out of my own challenge . Just seemed like the perfect timing of Love Week(tm) and a really disturbing Savage Love .

Let us not forget it's Love Week here at the avclub ! Scrawler elsewhere suggested a game of F/M/K , which seems perfect for Savage Love . I'm going to bow out , as I'm a pacifist who is perplexed by the concept of marriage . Things would get repetitive quickly . * waggles eyebrows at entire commentariat*

If you're a sexbot I assume it's because your creator is a sadist .

Am I seeing double already ? What happened to your old avatar ?

Hey everybody , let's get black out drunk ! I'll start !

Well they were mauling puppies so Brian had to get all up in that .

But … but then he wouldn't be here !

Skirts actually , thank you kindly .

Well it's Ron Swanson so there's at least full frontal mustache .

Your autobiography is set exclusively in junior high ?

Can the pejorative term for them be "boners" ?

I did in fact . I love that sort of thing . Last year I saw a girl with a domino mask , black and white striped shirt , and cat ears . "Cat burglar ?" I asked . Yes , and I was the only person who got it . She was relieved , I gave her triple candy for her cleverness .