A couple of years ago I was spending the early part of my Halloween sitting on my porch handing out candy . One of my neighbors had really gone batshit and turned his front yard into a haunted house set up . Complete with a masked chainsaw psycho intermittently running out and terrifying the kids .

"Date with the Night" by Yeah Yeah Yeah's . But only if it's actually night and I've been drinking . Might be worth moving to Alaska for all that sweet extra darkness .

So it appears "getting the club soda" is the Better Call Saul equivalent of fetching a rug .

*snickers* Pair ?

I love the idea of a girl power (first time I've typed that , feels weird) Game of Thrones ending . I would switch out Brienne for general/Hand of the Queen . Arya would make a great Varys - like spy master . Dany can stay across the Narrow Sea and keep things together over there I guess . Since it doesn't seem like…

Not sure if it helps to lump us in with nevernudes

Sex and candy ?

Quick ! Everyone upvote Future ex Mrs Malcolm and perhaps it will summon our Lord Viking !

I know , I'm just a bit despotic about the whole affair .

Pedantic ? On the internet ?! Why I never *faints dead away*

Love and idleness are surely desirable , destitution less so . We need to have a talk about discretion . In real life I have an exhibitionist streak a mile wide , but only when I know who's watching . Find a more private way to contact me and I may be less boring . No promises though .

I can honestly say if I was sentenced to death I'd want to die by firing squad . It's got style at least .

My high school also had an armed security guard , and he was older and appeared quite frail . I always felt bad looking at him . If shit went down he would just get wrecked . A high school is a building crammed with hormone filled , sleep deprived , near psychopaths . It's no place for a kindly old man who would rush…

I thought one of the perks of writing is that it's a solitary pursuit . You wrestle a story out of your unconscious and onto the page for anyone who wishes to see . I can't imagine wanting another person's ego in the mix . Editing is already painful enough .

Don't forget the fact that no one is willing to sell us drugs to execute our prisoners anymore either . Not that that's going to stop us !

Definitely still feeling the absence of Colbert but Oliver is doing such a fantastic job at HBO perhaps we'll get something along those lines at the 11:30 comedy central slot soon . I don't see The Nightly Show lasting much longer .

Not Denerim , but still in Ferelden . Amaranthine I believe ? Not sure how far apart they are geographically .

I promise to keep that in mind .

Yes , and who knew that the crumbling sprawl of Detroit could make such a perfect setting ? Add in the sly insinuation that Christopher Marlowe was a vampire and it is almost too cool . Not to mention surprisingly devastating when blah blah blah spoilers , you know what I mean since you've seen it . Also , hey , why…

Finally got around to watching Only Lovers Left Alive , and I absolutely adored it . Melancholic , romantic , darkly humorous . Everything I want in a movie . The costume design was fantastic and evocative . Though I will always be a goth at heart I rarely indulge in completely dressing the part , but I enjoyed the…