Just when it seems they couldn't bungle the issue any further I can now picture management coming out and saying they've changed the name to the Washington Satans while keeping the logo exactly the same .

It's hilarious how closely you police these comment sections , but it's only a matter of time before you go by mad with power .

I still think Bender's dating service is preferable to most online dating services . The questions would probably be more about whether or not one keeps valuables in ones home and the worst Bender would do with any other information is blackmail you , not constantly bombard you with emails . Plus , a date with Zapp…

But how often after facing charges for pimping ? That seems uncouth .

You are speaking my language with a reference to The Once and Future King .

The face he makes when he realizes that woman is actually talking about fantasy is perfect . It's the same face a person would make if they just found out their puppy has cancer .

Adam Scott is working hard getting the word out about vodka . That's way more important than a Party Down movie .

And that man's name was Rod Blagojevich .

Read the review and I am sold . It's always baffling to me how (relatively speaking) little effort goes into actually writing the plot for a game so I'm eager to see a game that was built around one artist's vision . Plus , I'm a bit of an audiophile so the rhythm elements peak my interest as well .

Okay , I read that whole thing (with uv blocking sunglasses on , because that white on black text is a bitch . And because obviously I am really , really cool ) and it sounds fantastic . This is looking to be a busy year for rpg's but I am definitely going to make time to check it out .

It's just hyperbole . I'm very cautious about dating in general so he doesn't actually have my phone number . He has a number which is actually an app that will be easy to delete and he's never been to my place so aside from possibly running into him there's really nothing to worry about .

Creepycreepycreepycreepy seems to be the general consensus . As previously mentioned , I'm really pretty vanilla so I was wondering if maybe I'm gauging the situation incorrectly but I'm glad I brought it up here . Everyone has offered great advice , including yours , thanks ! BTW , yeah , the ocean can be a bitch…

Okay , I have only ever heard of this game as a punchline . As in it's only for uber geeks , but as a moderate geek I don't know anything about the game itself and I am too lazy to research it . Why do you suggest it so fervently ?

Ah , adventures in spite reading . That's how I learned that The Book of Mormon contains the phrase " white and delightsome " in numerous chapters . You would be amazed how often you can pepper that phrase into your everyday discourse .

I drove past a church whose sign said "God Bless the Seahawks" today . I'm pretty sure I'm going to spend the weekend sacrificing goats and dancing under the moon to negate this .

Oh no , the problem is that he's not rape - y enough ! Don't warn me , doesn't even count then . Joking aside , thanks for the advice , truthfully I am a tad shaken up . We aren't really dating so I don't think I'll get the satisfaction of DTMFA . I just plan on becoming extremely dull and neglectful and then…

That's just a side effect of the roofie's . Don't worry , you'll pass out shortly .

I like the way you think .

Well , without typing out a transcript , yes he has laid out a scenario in which he is definitely the "rapist" . In detail . Pretty recently , hence my seeking advice here .

Yeah , the gay panic was unfortunate . But as usual it just made Kanji seem that much more awesome for eventually learning to just not give a shit about that stuff . I'll admit they kind of hand waved away the details of how he changed from shadow to , um , whatever Teddie is . They probably could have further…