Fabio ?

Beatrix Kiddo 9000 , where can I sign up for your religion ?

You would expect a review espousing those opinions to have more typos . I call shenanigans !

Kid Rock is a terrible name for a middle aged rap rocker who isn't even marginally relevant . Can we agree to change his name to White Trash Jesus ? Come on , look at him !

Avclub turned into Car Talk so gradually I hardly even noticed .

I never said it worked . Why do you think I hang out at the Savage Love comments so much ?

So they'll stop constantly asking you if you want to sign up for Prime ?

Up voting themselves does seem like a dalek thing to do …

I loathe Suikoden IV to a nearly irrational degree . If I weren't such a huge completionist nerd I would have put that game down as soon as you get exiled . In retrospect that would have been fine . The only enjoyable part is the ghost ship and it's missable .

Calm down , man ! It's not a dalek .

I was recently digging through stuff in my parents garage and found my old snes copy of FFVI with the manual , which included my handwritten notes of the correct song lyrics for the opera house scene . Ahh , so many years of nerdiness , so many memories .

Then you will truly always have Zoidberg .

Their leader is basically a lobster monster pope .

But he dresses like a drunken hobo like me ! How can I not identify with him ?

Why Must I be a Crustacean in Love was very formative for me . My go to move is telling a potential mate the goings on of my day with mind numbing detail . So , who wants to hear about my breakfast and how I chose this outfit to wear ?

No worries , it's showing up correctly for me . Also , yes , ewwww indeed .

Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood

Sorry to hear that . Wanna …. kill all humans ?

*cries , does Miss America style hand wave*

Interesting advice , thanks ! I agree on your first point , I was a late bloomer , but I've been systematically upgrading my wardrobe for the last year or so . Goodbye moto jackets and knee high boots , hello wool peacoats and pumps and such . The teenagers thing is likely because I live very close to a high school .…