That is a weird way to take a compliment .

Don't mention coup and North Korea in the same sentence ! Are you trying to get all our beloved disqus accounts hacked ?! What if they release the names of everyone who's ever up voted themselves ?

That burning house with the timer in final fantasy VI destroyed me as a fledgling gamer . All those treasure chests just sitting there , that insidious timer in the corner on top of an actually burning building , and citizens to save ? It was too much .

Just started a new play through as a male ('sup Dorian) and once I started playing the actual game I realized I made a character that looked like Ronald McDonald without the makeup (sorry Dorian) . The hair was auburn in the generator !

I actually completely agree with you . My vocabulary failed me in finding a a phrase to convey that she constantly , humorlessly references the fact that she was thrust into a messiah role . It's too bad . There are some nice qualities to Lightning , I really wanted to like her more .

Ah , I think you are an optimist . By and large I agree with what you've said but there are always people who are either actually too ignorant or willfully so who do prefer the "a wizard did it" approach . Thanks to the inherent sadness of consciousness (momento mori , knowledge of the heat death of the universe ,…

Atheist here too . Though I don't believe in a god it follows that there is something innate in at least some humans that will result in them forming an idea of a religion or deity . This is easily shown in the fact that humanity has religions . Unless there is indeed a god or what have you , some person at some time…

One time I caught sight of a glitchy deer that appeared to be doing a mountain scaling soft shoe routine . I followed it for a good fifteen minutes . Eventually it sort of hopped off a cliff so I turned to the friend whom I was enjoying this spectacle with , we both nodded , and I plunged off the cliff face after it .

The Templar/Mage switch is nice . I just started a new play through as well and went Templar this time . Thankfully it wasn't as odious as I had feared . I think Bioware knew most people would initially go with the mages , and that plot is a lot more intricate accordingly . Now if only there was some way to skip the…

That was my understanding as well based on the body shapes we see when the shower curtain is pulled back . One has a more recognizably feminine figure than the other .

Final Fantasy IV is my video game comfort food . If they ever perfect that Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind technology I will wipe it from my brain and experience it all over again . Most of your characters should have picked up new abilities . Except for some of Rydia's summons they happen automatically so you…

Don't worry about the title too much . There has never been another Herald of Andraste so you don't need to try to stick to a certain path morality wise . I've been playing a dual wield rogue as well , when you're choosing new abilities stick with ones that make enemies less likely to notice you for now if you don't…

No , I wouldn't think a pair of balls with faces would enjoy being scared .

I don't like Maher either , but I do watch his show as the guests he has on are generally knowledgeable and can carry on a mostly civilized debate . It's rare to find that so I squirm through his painfully unfunny monologues .

Never thought I would suggest this but if you like an unstoppable , self centered messiah check out final fantasy XIII and it's accompanying games .

Band aids . The generic term is adhesive strip which isn't even nearly descriptive enough .

Maybe he can borrow Stoll's wig from The Strain . Then it can slowly become a black hole of morality , since that's what happens on this show .

Oh , I know . I meant at different times . Stuck listening to an acquaintance talk about their kids ? Time to bust out an exasperated Kif sigh . Ugh , I swear I spelled it correctly before . Freaking auto correct .

Well , be sure to eat organic to keep that thing healthy and happy .

If you really want to be infested with parasites try cheapo sushi places . Under cooked or completely raw mishandled food is your best bet .
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