Goes over slightly better than when I emulate Kiff's exasperated sigh .

Of course , yellow dye 42 and corn syrup . As God intended .

Me too ! Though I don't think anyone recognizes it as a Futurama quote . It has ruined my interpersonal relationships .

I always imagined Slurm as tasting like a cross between Mountain Dew and lime jello . Which seems fitting with Fry's pre established bad taste .

Last week I recall advising you to try volunteering . I now retract that sentiment . In my time volunteering I did not come across a scene like this , though I was often , shall we say , propositioned . I shudder to think of the sorts of things you may be privy to if you were to volunteer at a nursing home or homeless…

The thought occurred to me as well but stockings holding up that long is just impossible . Especially the sheer kind , which I believe are universally considered the sexiest kind , and thus most suitable for a secret lingerie kink .Unless this person has access to some kind of space age silk stocking cache I'm pretty…

Are you sure that wasn't some kind of in person rickrolling ?

This made me cackle so I am honor bound to upvote you but it feels gross to even ironically approve of Kirk Cameron's work .

I didn't mind the ending of The Happening , to be honest . And as mentioned elsewhere in this thread Shyamalan is good at building a sense of dread , which is a rare talent . I'm glad someone likes the performances in Signs but to me they could be most accurately described as oddly detached . You make a fair point but…

Fantastic ! I cannot promise there won't be "queeah stuff" at my future funeral but I'll ask my friends and family to contain themselves as best they can .

I will never get tired of this . Do you do eulogies ? I want to share this with my loved ones without actually personally telling them I comment here .

They're both great shows but completely different animals . All that Venture mythology has to be hard for Hammer and Publick to keep track of , and as much as I love Archer Venture Bros is a much better looking show . All those painfully 70's wallpapers in Doc's compound don't research and animate themselves .

I don't think that's even enough . He manages to always coax out the most wooden , disjointed performances from his actors as well . If you can stomach it check out Marky Mark's performance in The Happening . It's unbelievably bad . Or better yet any performance in Signs .

Completely off topic , but I must say I find your username delightful . It never fails to elicit a giggle from me and just the other day I caught myself thinking " this dress is kawaii as fuck " and grinned like a loon in the middle of a department store . So thank you , random internet person !

Wow, dude sounds like a peach . That situation sucks , I'm sorry . At least you know the truth now . Here , have a sympathy upvote .

Well it was a helpful article in that I've been contemplating watching Arrow and it has now convinced me it occupies that rare level of tolerable/mildly interesting that I can have on in the background while cooking or texting someone who isn't all that interesting . A slot previously occupied by lesser episodes of…

Sounds more like a fairly good George Takei impression to me .

Come on , buddy . I think we all know that's not the part of that sentence Archer would take umbrage with .

Pie . Down under . There's a good joke in there , ask me again after I've finished my coffee .

Extraordinarily well put ! To the point that now I want to plan a ski trip .