"That's what I love about relativity man. I keep getting creepier, they stay the same age."
-Lemon of Troy
BeetleJuice
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"The kind of whiteness that thinks Italians or the Irish are a little too 'ethnic'." Well, you are in good company. Bort is also falsely claiming that Garrison Keillor and anyone who enjoys PHC is a bigot by association with a strawman.
If I tell you my agent's number, you'll tell your friends, your friends are
callin' on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers
for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my
life a hell. Okay? A living hell.
It's ok to hate people because their culture is different from yours.
How about a Black Company movie?
"Jerry, now what you do with your personal life is your business, but when you're on my set, you clean it up mister!"
Can't they just make Chuck Palahniuk"s Haunted into a reality show already and put the final nail into this coffin.
*cues "Venus in Furs" *
There's still plenty of meat on that bone. Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you've got a stew going
Well, now I can't unsee that.
Bortman Deported To Sweden: Says He's Not From There
This will probably do better than my movie, Miracle from a Leather Clad Dominatrix.
Johnny and the Mothers are playing "Stompin' at the Savoy" in Vermont tonight.
Did you know your last name is an adverb?
*sprinkles head-shrinking dust on firedmyass*
Sexist!
You can't really dust for vomit.
Who Framed Thundarr the Barbarian?
I really like the vest.