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When was Tori Spelling banned?

What kind of sports fan are you? Not holding a hateful grudge against your neighbors because of an arbitrary location, that's unamerican.

[farts]

Zeno's paradox.

I don't think the intention of most Neil Young songs is to make you feel happy. More like reaching into your chest, pulling out your heart and showing it to you.

It's one way to raise interest in this game.

I recently heard Teri Gross getting interviewed in front of a live audience on NPR. The interviewer was doing a horrible job, constantly mugging, making corny jokes, stepping all over Teri's responses and asking lousy questions. The whole time, I kept thinking that I know that voice. Finally, I'm like, fuck: Maron,

If I tell you my name, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at firsties with banal losers pandering for upvotes, who can't take a joke and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a hell. Okay? A living hell.

1. Apocalypse
2. ???
3. Profit!

[farts]

Eh, it's an all right show with good cinematography and a decent storyline. It gets interesting at times, goes overboard quite a bit and has some good laughs and boobs. Why some fool would want to watch a show he doesn't enjoy is beyond me.

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My problem is that the Lord of Light melted all that fluffy snow into wet packing snow.