Rule number one, do not use the word 'awesome'. You're a grown man.

Things are about to get bulbous.

Ah. The searing kiss of hot lead; how I missed you.

Counterpoint: see picture above

I just assumed San Francisco was implied.

They come in superhandy in DDO for crowd control. Think Otto's Irresistible Dance.

I already am a Huge BonerTime Onanist.

Try a little looting.

*Charlie Sheen in Major League

Middle age implies that you are going to live to be over 100?

I engaged in intercourse with your spouse or significant other.

Wow…the replicants are so complex that they are given real human memories in order to keep them from developing their own emotional reflexes and becoming unstable. They are programmed to varying intelligences depending on their function: disposable factory worker: super dumb, prostitute: prettty dumb, self-sufficient…

I enjoy how Boston accents are required to be in all caps all of the time.

You have a brought great joy to this old Italian stereotype.

Computer? I hardly know her.

Time to die.

What's the point of creating a new generation if it's going to be worse then the original.

Blade Running Scared

What's the point of remaking something if it's going to be worse than the original.

I asked why Tony got a standing ovation at the game after he nodded out and got a dui in Jupiter and the Cards fan next to me replied, "Now we know he's one of us."