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Nah, big Budweiser backlash after the Busches were bought out by the Belgians/Brazilians. Hating on AB is totally fine.

I was born a Snake Handler, and I'll die a Snake Handler.

You whinny some, you lose some.

Figures. Now stop following me, creepo.

The Feast of Mass Consumption.
*salutes American flag w/ turkey leg*

I'll assume you think cats are a preferable material?

I'm just trying to stirrup some controversy.

Horse puns are so lame!

What an asshole!

She's a timelord?

Technically: the best kind of wrong.

Constantine: The Musical

It keeps getting funnier every time I see it.

The AVClub is reviewing my new multicolor/flavor condoms product line?

Crap, this ruins my idea for a Cash Cab spin off.

I like how the crowd at the execution is all "awww" when he's flying away and then switch over to cheers when he hits the powerlines.