He's standing right behind the happiest man in Springfield, but thanks for looking!

You have many question, Mr. Sparkle. I send you premium— answer question, hundred percent!

I was trying to figure out who that bald black dude with the pink beard is supposed to be.

Proceed to level 2 antagonism.

Look, Reposted Lt. Broccoli Comments is stupid and I'm with him.

The AVClub

*flushes*
[sounds of crowd applause]

I mock your value system. You also appear foolish in the eyes of others.

It stinks! It stinks! It stinks!

Just sayin'

I assumed the show requires at least 5% Adalind tortureporn.

*prints out copy of resume*

The AVClub

*drills woodscrew into cork, pulls out with pliers*

The AVClub

https://rainn.org/get-info/…

It can be two things?

I'd like to see more artwork by Zed.

https://rainn.org/get-info/…
Hey, Cookie, maybe you should get the word out on the victim shamers in this article, I'm sure it's worth a few upvotes. Sleep well knowing that you are making the world a better place.