Does he have a hat, or some kind of cultural/religiously-significant item on his person? If so, then yes.

"Perhaps some burgers you'd like? Or, maybe a few rounds of miniature golf is to your liking, yes?"

Something's hanging out, alright! Up top!

I'd assume that they'd suspect you were three girls in a trenchcoat.

A-hauh, a-hauh, a-hauh.

Classic Carmichael.

Designer Randy Dunbar explained: “I think a lot of guys who were probably still in the closet could go to the supermarket and say, ‘It’s for my girlfriend.’”

You just didn't believe he was committed to eating that potato chip, did you?

That phrase is really starting to Greta on my nerves.

Die, you chalk-faced goons!

I was born to be a NRAMBLA'ing man.

"Tupac said there'd be days like this."

Just don't pointedly ask if I had worn this dress before at a previous Sunday service and I'll survive, dammit!

That's dedication! And, call me old fashioned, but if a man with tenacity and dedication like Henry David Thoreau or @avclub-194191c15060e323bb610faf147e1700:disqus over here isn't sexy, then I just don't know what is.

"Pratt, coming at'cha?"

You can't shame and ostracize people into doing what the community tells them to do! We're not Amish!

Exactly!

He does offend the blue-noses with his cocky stride and musky odors, and he'll never be the darling of the so-called 'city fathers,' who cluck their tongues, stroke our beards, and talk about, "What's to be done with this Barack Obama?"

Weird that he insisted that crying Indian child be in the photo next to him.

I do enjoy the craftsman's touch you give to my paper.