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Godot
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I think on the sixth time they give you a free car wash.

That was a well-written review.

No! I'm sensitive about that!

Bane is actually just a really big Cuban kid who sought asylum through a convoluted scheme featuring Florida billionaires.

Or his ancestors stole a lot of land from Indians.

They changed it from Spitzermensch at Ellis Island.

You can't even throw a discarded wrapper on the ground without them being all over it.

A fox abducted my kid from school and took him to an island full of mischievous boys.

And then things got coyote ugly.

Get a load of the weirdo with the funny-looking penis-pincers!

Eichenwald got to nuttin'.

Oooh, I can't stands it! I can't stands the thought!

What up, Hamm Solo?

That increases the storytelling pleasure.

It'll confirm whether or not they are the source of there being tears in heaven.

In space, no one can you hear scream (that you deserve access to healthcare).

But, only after declaring that Christian hearts were halal.

But, with Rodney Dangerfield dead, how will they learn about how to par-tay?

Life is short and hard on its gritty streets. Might as well jack 'em if you got 'em!

Then Hammer!