Aren't we all trying to date someone's best friend, when you get right down to it?

Maybe some incense?

I've seen a human birthed by a rhino in Ace Venture 2, so case closed! Again!

Stras…BORG?

You'll have to settle for buying 80% of, let's see…

I Pitty the fool who had to write this story.

John Oliver.

Block-blocked!

Chevy's descend from the skies as gifts from the gods! I knew it!

Who watches the watchmen, what cheeses the Cheeseman?

The A.V. Club


fat […] cranky

"I'm trying, I'm trying!"

Fox News Exec: Damn these leaks! It's getting to the point where I even suspect the interns!
*George Soros in a Groucho Marx glasses/mustache/eyebrows/nose disguise and hoodie looks up from filing, walks away while whistling nonchalantly*

Things have reached quite the head.

Nothing that's mythical can be evil!

Our top story tonight: a deadly new trend amongst Internet-dwellers: drinking car fluids in lieu of alcohol. We'll follow up on this disturbing new craze in a segment we like to call: BrakeingBAD.

#notalldiks

The All Ighty AV Ub?

I've had it with your shBiel!

It's a done Biel!