I love Fire Walk with Me, but her absence is the movie's biggest weakness.

I'm also loving McCown's "why you gotta put a label on it, this is clearly a good horror movie" attitude that's all over the comments.

Wow, yeah, that is one of the shittiest, most emotionally manipulative things someone could say to their spouse.

I still see the Emmanuel ones.

So this is how to date Natalie Dormer…

I was about to contradict you but then realize that I only ever watched Pacific Blue through negligence.

What book is that? Asking for a, uhh, mom.

From my point of view, it is the cannibals who are evil.

The computer *did* wear tennis shoes, after all.

It kind of annoyed me that the origin of Murdock's seemingly-unique blind guy martial arts skills was a blind guy with martial arts skills.

You're a hero.

Hit, run, it's all in the mind

I know nothing of the comic, but I was hoping that the secret experimental cancer treatment was to splice his genes with a naked mole rat (they don't get cancer), giving him a naked mole rat's wrinkly-ass skin as a side effect.

It's like the old saying goes: "Practice makes boring and inauthentic."

Red Green Lantern is pretty good, though. The suspenders really make his outfit pop.

This is the A.V. Club. If it ain't Pavement or Nirvana, it's just ripping off Pavement or Nirvana or some blues guys that weren't as good anyhow.

One bleak night, those two were pummeling Jack Nicholson with cleats, when the group was struck by lightning. Bolt Man was born.

Quick, submit these three paragraphs to Yale and scoop this guy.

Yeah, kind of evidenced by Townshend singing on a lot more tracks than usual. Songwriting's top notch, even if not particularly Who-like. E.g. Black Widow's Eyes — nothing like Who any other Who track, but still fantastic.

Seriously. I was psyched when I clicked on the article and then reading it was like drinking some tepid water out of a plastic bag.