I've lost hope. Watching this unfold is like watching the country get it's head squished in a vise, only in. Impossibly. Agonizingly. Slow. Motion.

It's been over for decades, do you really have to keep hustling them like that? You do? Well OK, you know your business.

Eh. No, Peg.
*flush*

"Alright you little FREAKS, prick up your ears. I'm only going to say this ONCE. Things are gonna be VERY, VERY DIFFERENT AROUND HERE" - Sean O'Neal

Dude, ask a question or we'll have to go back to work!

I always get that guy mixed up with Big Daddy. Lawd how I wish I weren't so fat!

Did a meeting recently take place, where it was universally decided not to like this movie anymore? Movie out, book in - what the hell?

Does 'Predator' actually suck?

The Trump, The?

Mister Kasowitz, do you know you're not wearing any pants?

There's a SANDWICH on your desk. How did that happen?!

"It's all in the eyes, Gene. Their cold, dead eyes. Watching you while they make love to your wife."

You could heap an infinite amount of scorn, disgust and righteous hatred on them and it would never be enough to do service to justice. At this point they're like a quantum singularity of depravity. If scientists could figure out a way to harness this, we could construct a generator around Sean Hannity that would…

Yeah that's the sad state of things, that it's kinda difficult to find porn that's not super fucking weird and rapey. Porn where both people are enjoying themselves is something of a niche market.

Pistachios rhymes with Mustachios!

That's just how that shit went on TV!!!!

"The more you hold it in, the more you put on bizarre Sinead O'Connor act. I CRY RIVER OF TEARS FOR BUCKLEY!… Why not you?"

I was watching MSNBC for election night coverage last year and was absolutely horrified. Trump winning was bad enough but the reaction of the MSNBC talking heads somehow made it worse. I could understand being flabbergasted and awkward, but they were cracking jokes and laughing. And this was after the point it became…

I used to think that I ran the risk of making my own echo chamber if I didn't try to talk to those people, and I kinda made myself miserable as a result.

It's a lot easier to measure the quantity of these interactions than the quality. I've had a few good FB conversations with friends who are a little more left or right of center than me. But so far I've never seen a conversation with a Trumper bear fruit. It's all a lot of evasion, mental gymnastics and posturing.…