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Bring the whole family! Mom, Dad, kids.. Uh, no old people. They're not covered by our insurance.

More shame?

Results may vary.

Same here. It's embarrassing, but I remember at the time thinking "this can't be right". Long story short - it wasn't.

UNCLE STINKY!

"New Pope Smell"

Jeez, Morty. Purge it down a bit, will ya?

BONE?!?!

I agree.

Prepare to defend yourself, Mister Bennington! If that's your REAL name.

It says something about how over-the-top those Death Wish movies got, that by the end of the series the hero is pushing people into a vat of acid.

Oh, come on. You can't honestly expect the wealthy and powerful to cover their genitals every moment they are issuing orders to employees. LBJ is spinning in his grave.

And if monogamy in a serious relationship is a known deal-breaker for someone, it seems like they should have brought that up WAY before the relationship got serious.

Startling news from Yorba Linda tonight as Richard Nixon's corpse staggers out of it's grave and strangles the chicken nugget kid to death.

I prefer to go about things the old-fashioned way, by wailing on my junk with a claw hammer.

*Hangs head in shame*