Came here for this.

Total lack of cummitment.

"Please Mr. Prezbo" is a great track

The AV Club's Partner 30 Seconds Later

You were a huge mistake.

Some kind of lawyer or something on Showtime.

The jokes come marching two-by-two.

Not true. It also exists as uncasting announcements.

More like Uncle Terrible.

You're right to be.

Not being shameless moneygrubbing shitheels with terrible ideas is certainly commendable these days.

They would have turned cannibal within 30 days.

I agree, but I think it speaks to the writing that that level of dread can pervade every scene. Also, troubled teenage girls have killed themselves over less.

All the proof you need that Ellen Page does not like male genitalia.

I tried to order that shirt on eBay last week. Outbid.

That's a good call. "If you talked to Rust, you weren't getting a read on him. He was getting a read on you."

Your choice. You can agree with me or be stupid.

*clears brush from church wall, reveals painting of zebra anus*

Yeah, for a guy who's traumatized beyond belief and also drunk, he's impressively coherent.

Especially for the implication that the pants are to be eaten.