There's a picture somewhere of Chris Christie sitting forlornly with a chicken wing balanced on his nose, waiting for Trump to ring a bell.

Ironically when she transforms it's into a walker.

It's 40% Snyder, 40% Whedon, and 20% William "Billy Red" J. Reagan.

Covefe? I have some bad news for you…

Fun Mom Dinner Again Now

Then you heard wrong. Because these blueprints are literally kicking his ass.

After the breakout success of Masters of the Universe you can hardly fault the studio for going with the safe choice here.

On account of his costume.

That photo looks like an extremely OCD crime scene just before the photographer gets there.

It's the Foxconn Wishing Box. Every time you make a wish, some poor schmoe jumps off a building in Shenzen.

It's times like these that make you wish they hadn't banned all that Sell Stems research.

Well sure, but that's only because everything is objectively inferior to a couple of shuriken. If you have sweet ninja skills.

And if you were at all concerned about the victim breaking out and seeking revenge, wouldn't you just take off both hands and feet from the get-go? And maybe the eyes?

Yeah, but that suit looks like it's going to stretch out forever.

Minus her nifty headband.

Rock beats Paper Tiger

WHAT'S GOING ON?

His role is being taken over by Billy Magnussen.

It's like softer than soft. It's snuggiecore.

Not only that, but it's only in the middle of the movie that Nomi realizes that Lito is the main actor. Which means these three walked into the middle of a movie, sat down in the middle of the theater, and started having a conversation with one guy in a mask and one guy who isn't actually there. Horrible people, all…