At least it wasn't Richard.

Wait… Farley and Sandler are REPUBLICANS!? Grab the torches, everybody! Let's get them!!!
Wait…what? Oh…. well then let's all piss on his tombstone!!!

It's "suffice to say…" not "suffice IT to say…". (I hate being that guy, but I see it a lot around these parts). Sorry. Bugs me, like saying mischievous as mis-cheeve-ious.

"Footage too RAW and EXTREEEEME for theaters!" (or so says the packaging)

I like when all the noisy CGI happens.

I look forward to someday reading your book.

How is Megyn Kelly a "horrible" person? (besides, you know, that she works for boo! hiss! Faux News) I don't watch her much, but she seems quite talented and smart. I'd really like to know.

No kidding! I still can't believe MSNBC was stupid enough to hire someone who doesn't parrot HuffPo or get their hourly talking points briefing from DailyKos.

That's ridiculous. Seriously.

Yes. And I was all set to marry Elaine Robinson till that shouty little snot showed up at our wedding and started pounding on the windows like a crazy person. Best part? She runs off with the guy! Can you beat that?

Hey bro. Are you really the guy who doesn't get pop culture references that took place before "The Phantom Menace"?

Hey! Good call on that speed adjustment. I had no idea I could do that. And yeah, it's way cooler. Like a pre-credit scene in "Miami Vice".

I picture that creepy scene in "Lethal Weapon 2" when the old white South African counsel (the "diplomatic immunity!" guy) puts the moves on Patsy Kensit.

And you know this as fact? (just asking… maybe she was)

Women should always receive the benefit of the doubt when it come to charges like this and not be publicly ridiculed or humiliated for having the courage to stand up.*

Oh…it will happen. Maybe not here, maybe not now, but it WILL happen.
(heads to Sam's Club for more provisions and freeze dried food)

There are many of us.

No, it wasn't.

So we now live in a world where a big-budget, studio comedy is a litmus test for gender issue sensitivity. Who cares if "Ghostbusters" is FUNNY or not? (I really, really hope it is…we need more movies that are genuinely funny) But if it isn't will I be forced to say otherwise, lest I be a beer-swilling Trumpster?

I'd mention that Rose McGowan is a crazy person but I'm certain I'd be dismissed by being called a word that starts in "sex" and ends in "ist". Oh uh. I hear the footsteps now. Smith out.