"To hell with touring"
- John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison, Ringo Starr

Love his early, small bit in "Bonnie and Clyde". "Don't sell that cow!"

Right now thousands of people are quickly wikipedia-ing to find out who he is and then writing impassioned tribute eulogies on their Facebook page.

In your exposition your neglected to mention that said "Random blue collar worker" was, despite being interviewed by homocide detectives, continuing to unload boxes from back of truck.

Of course if this had been happening at NBC twenty years ago, it would've been more like, "so, the zombies are all friends, right? They should definitely be friends. You know, like a group of zombie friends who all live together, laugh together, love together..and all the while remaining friends…"

They were still pissed that the marquee outside Candlestick said "Puppet Show and Beatles".

I like the alternate version, where Don forgot what track she told him to listen to and he dropped the needle instead on "Yellow Submarine".
("what the fuck was she talking about?")

"Only in My Dreams" is my all-time "stupid sexy Flanders" guilty pleasure song. I even had the 45. Damn that thing was catchy. Tell no one.

I'm assuming that "used to" pre-dates Britney.

Could you imagine if they just came out, (accompanied by a bunch of tape loop machines) to that crowd of screamy teens and just did a feedback-heavy, thirty-minute long, freeform exploration of "Tomorrow Never Knows"?
"Goodnight, everybody!"

What?!? She's a Woman. Day Tripper. Nowhere Man. Paperback Writer. I Feel Fine.?
Yeah, those poor people having to sit through those awful songs.
I'll even defend the remakes… usually their covers were the weakest of the lot on most of their early albums, (notable exception "Twist and Shout"), but played live they…

"San Francisco’s Candlestick Park, a now demolished sports arena…"
Thanks.
For a second I was like, "Candlestick Park?! What the hell is THAT? Some kind of park? What, is it lit with candlesticks or something?!"
I wonder if they even played in Yankee Stadium. (FYI, that's a large arena they often used for "baseball"…

Watching Christina Applegate try to hide her face with her hair while she completely loses it is a thing of beauty.
That's the difference. When they break because it's genuinely funny it's gold, because we're thinking we'd be losing it too if we were there.

Why not? She did see Larry Sanders' balls in that Tarzan sketch.

Looking back, you could probably pin-point the Carol Burnett episode where they went from "I'm sorry, I can't help it… Conway is killing me out there and I can't contain myself" to "Hey, the audience really loves when you break up over Conway…make sure you do it as much as possible and then hold it so we can get the…

I'm generally not a fan of recurring bits… but holy hand grenades I could watch Stefan till the end of time. Priceless.

"The Californians was a great sketch! It really nailed how they talk and act!"
Sincerely,
1983

At least when Hader broke it was because the material, (and his performance of the material), was prettygodam hilarious.
The worst was having to watch players break in an awful sketch in a cynical attempt to gather laughs from the breaking. (clears throat… Horatio…cough cough)

"It’s not easy being a social justice warrior in the modern age"…. You are kidding, right?
Not easy because some marginalized assclown Trumpster might call you a name on InfoWars comments section?

If only he'd had a mustache to twirl.