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WHAT?! Get out of….! (sees "I despise Bush" parenthetical)…
Okay. You can stay. For a minute there I thought….

"Good. No, that was good. I liked it. Let's go ahead and do another take though just for safety, okay? Richard…. in this one could you perhaps be a little more, um, EVIL? Don't hold back. Perhaps rub your hands together. You're doing great. Okay, everybody, back to 1."
- Oliver Stone

I like the surprise ending, when we find out that she was never really kidnapped after all!
(made that up…I'm just running my own beta test of the AV Club's Anti-Spoiler Redaction software.)

"I disagree with that statement."
Sincerely,
Blazing Saddles

Not to mention frequent guest panelist Andrew WK and, of course, Oderus Urungus, as remembered in this touching tribute.
http://video.foxnews.com/v/…

Always been a fan of the fake scare. (jumps out at you with broken coke bottle) "AAAAAAAAA!!!! I hate it when these things break."

Speaking of…. Please, PLEASE don't say anything negative about Dunham's latest photoshoot, Internets! One, it wouldn't be cool. Two, you'd be playing right into her hands.

Why, in articles like this, is Fox News always spoken of as some sort of single-celled organism? ("Did you hear what Fox News said about the California wildfires?")
Love them or hate them, they are made up of individuals. I guess it bugs me because it lumps a complete blow-hard buffoon like Sean Hannity with someone

I'd be first in line for a Joe "as envisioned by The Onion" Biden biopic. Rated R of course. Music by Vixen.

Snap! Talk to the hand!

Take a side, everybody! ("don't care for this…then you'd probably LOVE a movie about W and Laura's first date, right? RIGHT?!")

And we all know that Adlai was the inspiration for President Merkin Muffley, too. So he had that going for him.

An interesting comparison of style is listening to Scully and Jack Buck call of Kirk Gibson's game-winning homer in the '88 World Series. (Scully on NBC and Buck on CBS radio) Scully admitted Buck's call was more thrilling because he called it like an enthusiastic fan. Scully was understandably conscious of trying

Funny you say that, considering Buck can hardly show his face in Kansas City anymore because Royals fans are convinced he has a man-crush on Madison Bumgarner and homered hard for the Giants in the '14 WS. Must be doing something right.

I don't think it's fair to complain that Buck, doing a national broadcast, wasn't exulted enough about your team winning. The guy already spends half his life trying to deflect accusations that he's homering for whatever team your team is playing.

Joe Buck or Skip Caray?

Vin is in a class by himself. But how about a shout out to possibly the greatest three-man booth in the history of radio… Harry Caray, Jack Buck and Joe Garagiola doing Cardinals games for KMOX in the 1960's.

“Eat A Balanced Diet” You know, like a big juicy slab of chuck roast, creamery mash potatoes, delicious buttered slices of Wonder bread, some green beans suspended in gelatin, a tall cool glass of wholesome whole milk and a delicious desert of chocolate cake! Now sing along!

THAT (link) is your proof? Seriously?
I guess my dad and my grandpa were total dicks, too. They said "get a job, work hard and earn a living". Hmmph. They might as well have just said, "poor people are lazy and worthless, and we should mock them at every opportunity!". Same thing, right?
Ol' Mr. Rowe should spend

Those would be good points if they were true.