The constant "awwwwwws" make this for me. He's such a whiny little titty baby.

Superb! Now let's never speak of this twat again!

I wanted to post something profane and thought-provoking about this press conference and this president but I keep deleting my comments and they all just come back to this: I fucking hate him.

Isn't being annoyed and triggered by people, places and events sort of Solange's thing? It's not like Beyonce lost to Kidz Bop or anything. I'm sure Beyonce is the least bothered by this whole thing.

Excellent news for dark times!

He gives me Diarrhea, easily.

Khrist, I hope the patent office never seriously konsiders this.

Naturally, the slack-jawed are calling for a boycott of 84 Lumber. Reckon they'll have to head on over to Lumber Liquidators when they need wood to build that outdoor shitter.

Funny how these dimwits refer to my side as "snowflakes" when they've boycotted Starbucks and Budweiser in less than a week. What's the opposite, shittier version of a snowflake?

I'm not sure how much hate I have left in me. Oh, right…I have GOBS of hate left in me for this terrifying tangerine.

"And who can forget Urkel? Very funny black. And I predict Frederick Douglass is going to be huge. You'll be hearing lots of fabulous things about him. He's great. And we're getting two more black people soon. Beyoncé has announced she's having twins. Fantastic news."

George Lucas made Jake Lloyd scream "Yippeee!", not Jake Lloyd. The kid didn't have much to work with. Meesa on team Jake.

I wonder how many copies have been sold at Cracker Barrels across the country

Joined the ACLU last night. I am just so fucking triggered by this enormous asshole. Seriously, fuck him.

As badly as I want to see her bomb, I just can't endure it. I did start it and quickly stopped it after the first, awkward, pity laugh from the audience.

Oh, my. This is one big turd

Impressive…and strangely hot.

Popeye's, goddamn.

I don't see it. Had D. J. Qualls already committed to another project?

Hold onto your butts, folks. We're heading into the longest four years of our lives.