zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz….he's a dick.

Who is Paula Cole supporting in this race?

That terrible faux-rap white-ass nonsense has dominated the country charts for a few years now but Beyonce shows up and those same crackers lose their shit. Figures.

This show has always required a suspension of disbelief and asks the viewer to just accept that people could actually get away with these things. Ok, fine. That's what makes it pretty fun to watch. That scream in the woods (also, how were they suddenly driving by the woods?), was hard to watch.

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I had more fun with this than I should have. I made three exciting flavors: Creamy Ranch, Chicken Teriyaki and Salmon Patties. However, the downloadable .gifs spin so quickly, it's almost impossible to read. Oh well, until the next distraction…

This band just really annoys me. They are a toord that won't flush.

I expected this to be way more embarrassing, like in a Roger Clinton kinda way. It isn't great but it's a passable smoove jam from an older gentleman using his son's fame to catapult him to state fair-level stardom.

I don't understand one fucking sentence in her tweet. Maybe I just don't care enough to decipher. Maybe I just can't stand Die Antwoord. That's probably it.