The band or the dildo?

No one loves you.

Your totes-hating game is on fleek.

Wait, did he confirm that a Bowie song is in there, or actual David Bowie?

I once found a bar where the CD jukebox had the Beatles' "white album" in it.

James Gunn makes the right call again.

Downvoted with extreme prejudice.

I've been full up on goddamn Journey since the motherfucking '80s.

Can you give us a list of sets that are not in list form?

I assumed he got it at some sort of interplanetary swap meet where seedy aliens sold shit they'd stolen from perfectly ordinary people on low tech planets.

I like to force people to listen to the Yes cover of Simon and Garfunkel's "America" as an example of everything that's wrong with prog rock.

Nobody owns a WiiU though, right?

5-6 really great games is about perfect for the number of games I'll buy during the lifespan of most consoles. Nintendo, I am your target market.

Prove you're not!

What are you, one of those LARPers?

And he misplaced it next to that instruction manual for the superhero suit in The Greatest American Hero.

You can't prove a negative.

Someday we'll get a "warts and all" view into the process of Lemmy nominations and voting.

They really stuck out, though. I believe I said during that sequence, "what the fuck is this shit?"

Try referring to him as "the rich serial killer" instead. She'll love that.