I remember a very sharp show from CBC called "The Newsroom". It was great.

Don't forget about the Sinclair Broadcasting Group media conglomerate.
They control stations and force them to broadcast "news" that misinforms and under informs viewers in a very strategic and propaganda-oriented manner.
Horrifying and fascist.

Fake marriage!

"Why didn't you tell me you were going go to ask for a divorce? If I had known you were going to ask for a divorce I never would have picked you as my wife."

There's an "oval orifice" joke in there, somewhere…

I always suspected that my brother tried to dress his G.I. Joe doll in my Barbie Doll clothes, but I never asked…
Live and let live.

Just how hard do you have to work to maintain status as the most hated person in Congress?

"Joey, ever been in a Vietnamese prison?"

Beauty is skin deep!

Also, literally "ironic art".

Knocking off Sara would net maximum 'torture Chin Ho Kelly' points!

He represented S.C. in every way you can imagine.

Why come you got no tattoo?

Don't worry, scrote. There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick-ass lives. My first wife was 'tarded. She's a pilot now.

Right, kick ass. Well, don't want to sound like a dick or nothin', but, ah… it says on your chart that you're fucked up. Ah, you talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded. What I'd do, is just like… like… you know, like, you know what I mean, like…

That specific peril being…?

KM3T made me so homesick - the west coast is so beautiful, and some of the scenes in the movie do show it off.
But I definitely do not miss everything about it!

"Divide and conquer".
Time tested strategy.

I wish the "most dangerous man in the world" club had fewer members.

Everyone goes home with a trophy today!