You can have my steel-belted radials when you pry them from my cold, dead, bleeding hands.

The Lord will restore them to their normal state of delusional existence.

Hashtags are like the wind, you cannot own them.

Authentic!

I once saw a sanitary napkin with a blotted menstrual discharge in the form of the Virgin Mary, so "Mother of God".

It was so strong it pulled me out of the show.

Not the first thing that comes to mind when I think about Girl Scouts…

Horse meat not for sale in America, but horse shit still available in unlimited quantities.

Make America Real Again.

Also a hit in the U.K. at one time: "Gimme Dat Ding".

MALLA - Make America's Loads Loose Again.

"Sean, what does the precedent think of the discovery of dozens of new planets for us to exploit?"

Just think of the hundreds of years of stimulating conversation en route!

If they can put a man on the Moon, why can't they put them all there?

I would like to have a friend like Godzilla.

"Godzilla, king of vodkas!"

They're even after Papa Bear???

Fun fact(!):
Evidence for bone spurs found in the fossil record is studied by paleopathologists, specialists in ancient disease and injury. Bone spurs have been reported in dinosaur fossils from several species, including Allosaurus fragilis, Neovenator salerii, and Tyrannosaurus rex.

Plus, making things "all about women" never harmed anything.
Oh, wait - that didn't quite win the 2016 election, did it?

W's successful SCOTUS appointments of Roberts and Alito were instrumental in bringing us "Citizens United" - so that gift keeps on giving.