Alt-Xena.

I like money.

Every day people all across America say "I do" and promise they will.
Then they don't, and their spouses go into shock.
What a stupid fucking system.

It's like a gluten intolerance that happens on the internet.

You have replied to an address that does not accept incoming messages.
We're sorry for the inconvenience.

I'll be there for you
('Cause you're there for me too)

What if we weren't split along the ideological lines of the 2 party system?
What if you could choose a party because they wanted to do something good for the country and not because they had a death grip on a set of stances?
It's challenging to even imagine that, because my brain is so locked into the "ideologies = the…

Because more things rhyme with "white" than "orange".

CEOs - is there anything they CAN'T do?

I earned $4800 last month and a bought a new Range Rover, simply by following the link in select A.V. CLUB postings.

The baseball bat's a real turnoff.

In the picture he looks like my last Uber driver.

There will be good days and bad days.
So the glass is still half-full…

"Manufactured pop stars"

Character?

Talking dogs, at least.

A.V. CLUB

I'm not completely clear on the "Hound" part.

He's such a ham.

Yes, he is a dumbass.
Unfortunately their stupidity affects us all.