If I look at this administration as being modeled on "The Apprentice", it starts to make more sense.
Seemingly unqualified people are given the opportunity to step into a job. If they don't perform the worst, they get to hang around another week. If they do the do the worst job, "Ya fired"….

Funk can be two things.

Surprise!

Also, Will and Broussard seemed to have the "Get out of jail free" card when the drones had the chance to vaporize them. So while it's unknown how Snyder plans to leverage possession of the Gauntlet, the degree to which Will and Broussard are vulnerable is also unknown.
Best guess is that Burke will be involved in…

Ruh-roh…

#CruiseMissile

Especially since it's right on the edge of being a proxy war with Russia.

The combination of The Donald and Yertle is truly maddening. My head feels like it's a shuttlecock.

Bill O's creepier than my uncle, Jasper.

Maybe Richard Simmons is the Donald J. Trump of the future…

Increasingly, if you live in America and are overweight you'll be of normal weight and have normal health problems.
But that's not to say that you'll be healthy.

(see also- quaint relic: USS Constitution)

NPR's grammar was better before The Donald started his defunding campaign.

The question is this: Is Dr. Luke willing to commit purgery by testifying, under oath, that he is not a piece of shit?

Maybe we can rescue him, deprogram him, and give him your CancerAIDS.

Hopefully by the time the big blue people come back the orange man will be gone.

No? How about the card in the pocket of your hi-tech camouflage spacesuit???

"If it's not made in Dumfuckistan…you don't want it."

More like no ass. The man literally has no ass.

"If they can put a man on the moon, why can't they put them all there?"