He's going to have to try harder if he's going to unite the U.S. with Dumbfuckistan.

Tough love.

I can't remember the last time someone called me a c^nt.
Oh, wait - it was about an hour ago…

Florida?

Survivor: Palm Beach Island

The Department of Justice…

Karl: [Eating potted meat] I reckon it tastes alright.
Frank: You really think it's got peckers in there?
Karl: You know better than that. You ought not say that word.
Frank: It smells funny.
Karl: Yeah, it's pretty loud. Looky there. I believe you right. I believe I see one right in there.
[They laugh]

Was strike three misrepresenting his location?.

It's probably pretty hard at any age to recover from total confusion in front of such a large audience, world-wide. Beatty was obviously struggling. Add to that the rumors of how Beatty and Runaway were at complete odds during rehearsals to the point where they couldn't ever appear on stage at the same time together…

She won me over - she has a fluidity that's unexpected.
Easy A is an enjoyable film, but only works because of her.

Well sometimes these things don't go well, like if being out of state in L.A. was a parole violation.

(shakes hands)
"My bracelet! It's gone!"

As far as "Arts and Sciences" goes, putting together an annual Death Pool is both Art and Science.

"Wednesday is fish sticks. Green lime jello for dessert."

I love Halle Berry.

We were promised that there would be no math.
Thanks, Razzies!

It's common knowledge that Donald will be in Mar-a-Lago that weekend.

She's worthy of great love, that Cat Woman.

Unless there was an irresistibly enticingly titled movie named "Gods of Egypt & London Has Fallen", Gerard Butler was nominated for acting performances in two films.

"No one knows more about business than I do. My success has been phenomenal."