Hollywood needs more Hanks.

Cavegirl was one of my favorites. It's just awful.

From everything I've seen so far, their goal seems to be to do nothing that delights us.

I would be up for it if they want to "slow jam" the Oath of Office.

You had me at "raw-dog fucking".

Yes, that would be even less fun.

To be honest, all of us who weren't immaculately conceived would be nothing without daddy.

I would suggest that breaking someone's ribs with a direct helmet hit is just as much science as art.

"I know a lot about acting. More than all the actors in the entire Universe put together."

Where is Xanderpuss, now that we need him more than ever?

Well played. I was expecting "five syllables mourn".

I dunno if it reflects the actual trend overall, but I can name more media folk who have have moved from "right" to "left" than vice-versa.

Next on F-news: "The Death Star - greatest thing, ever?"

"grammarings" is so easy the word of the today .

Our new overlords are here to deliver us from oppression.

Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.

"He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named"

It seems like it's taking forever for someone to hijack this thread and start carping about the incoming administration.
There's hope.

I remember thinking "Even Geraldo wouldn't produce this show".

I don't get the exaltation, either.