Ah.

The teasers for Prometheus were really misleading, as I recall. The hype around this move was off the charts.
Eagerly, we went to IMAX 3D to see it on opening day. The star map scene in 3D was really cool. The rest of the movie was just a mish-mosh of "stuff".

Coal: "Cheaper than actual presents!"

when he walked up to the piano I thought he was going to tinkle the keys and say "They hate this…".

I prefer my infections unleavened.

Horse shoes, hand grenades, and the AV CLUB.

And they had a real life connection, per the article!

Everybody dies some day.

Expendables 4: Mulling It.

These are not the balls you're looking for.

Save the Earth!

Fun Fact: Origin of the word "gimmick"?
Unknown.

"There is only one step from the sublime to the ridiculous."

Setting that precedent might go a long way toward uniting the country, something he said he wants to do.

WWH = Weird White House.

It's like "jizz", oddly enough.

Winstead’s departure from The Daily Show, just two years after launch, is less well-documented. She quit in 1998 shortly after Kilborn told Esquire magazine, “To be honest, Lizz does find me very attractive. If I wanted her to blow me, she would.” (She’s never confirmed that this was the reason she left.)

Seriously, why is that guy in the picture 2 feet taller than most of the women?

Unless they use deep-fried matzo instead of the donut.

Don't forget the way their STDs follow you around the hot tub…