Thank You Falettinme Be Mice Elf Agin.

But Mike Nesmith having money gave us Repo Man.

Who wants to read books? I want to wake up in a deserted Gamestop with unfinished PS2 and PS3 games everywhere.

Cyrus 2028!

Now, keep in mind the "R. R." stands for "Rodham Rodham."

Are you sure it's not because Bryan (people on streets) dares you to change our way of caring about ourselves?

Why can't we give Bryan that one more chance?

I'm going to sit out the first hour and thirty minutes, check in when they're recording the Highlander soundtrack then go back to work at the sword store at the mall.

From what I hear it's more popular than ever. Of course I only talk to Bob Costas and Ken Burns, but still

Why are there so many checkmarks next to "Dr. Demento?"

Has there ever been a really good, working multiplayer Civilization game? I think the reason I gave up on V is I realized this game series was almost wholly about figuring the AI's flaws and exploiting them. Which is fun in itself, but gets old and repetitive.

They do like the one from the Alamo.

We've got five years. My brain hurts a lot.

At least Frank did it his way. Bowie had to obey his Martian overlords.

It's true. I ordered a Simpsons box set through Income Disposal last week and when it arrived Hulk Hogan came over and took it away from me.

They just tell you that so the two of you won't have sex.

Eight now.

I see him a little like Al Pacino in that both of their earlier work was SO great, when they were much more subdued most of the time with occasional bursts of craziness and rage. Then both just seemed to go full-tilt off the rails permanently.

I like think that theater is rotating this with Whiskey Tango Foxtrot and Rock The Kasbah.

The only problem with that movie is that Nic Cage is in it and the Rapture still happens. I want to see a version where he uses his fists to stop the Rapture from happening in the first place.