Yeah, I get the point. Well, it's been fun everybody and I appreciate the good people I got to interact with but I don't think I should be a "posting stuff on the internet" type person anymore. I'm not very good at it anyway.

Yeah I was in a shitty mood. Sue me.

What will a dollar be worth tomorrow, Alex?

You know all those assholes you see all the time everywhere, mostly really big dudes with dumb facial hair and wearing ball caps and XXXL shirts? The ones looking for a fight all the time? That's who I'm realizing is firmly in charge of this country. It's high school all over again.

With all due respect, now is not the time to talk about Judd freakin' Nelson.

This seems like as good a time as any to stop making thirty dumb jokes a day on the internet and start trying to do something more productive with my life.

No. When you're swept overboard they're easier to remove and be turned into floatation devices.

Regardless, there's still a 50% chance Trump is going to win. I mean, he either will or he won't.

I know a guy who's developed a system for determining who will win presidential elections and has predicted 3 out of the last 4 with eerie accuracy. Anyway, I don't want everyone to get too excited but he's predicted Clinton is going to win tomorrow.

There can be a bit of an upside there, in that if you don't have a son the court will arrange for conjugal visits with lonely spinsters.

There has to be some way for him to escape while wearing his apartment-renting lady costume. Maybe he puts it on in the bathroom to sneak out, but then runs into the judge who falls in love?

Failed Dursties.

That sound is two feral cats making sweet love.

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That's a way better name than my strip club, "Hide Your Shame."

I heard he's so flexible he could bend his body in any direction and even give him himself a— uh, never mind.

I'm sure a lot of people would shrug it off but doing some freelance job for $200 that ends up becoming a permanent part of popular culture, to the point people are writing half-mocking articles about spotting you just trying to make a buck 20 years later sounds like a total nightmare to me. There ought to be some…

Joe Estevez seems like a guy who's always happy.

That's one of the biggest issues I have with this show running a million years. Every hilarious enigmatic reference ends up becoming the subject of a full episode, always making the joke worse.

His work with The Beatles is lackluster but he really shines with the All-Starr Band.