I blame the media most of all. He was a private citizen, not a celebrity and there's no reason his identity should have been revealed on the news and repeated endlessly. Even if it originally came from posters on message boards etc., that's a far cry from getting mocked by name on ESPN and Fox.

That's really irritating phrasing in both irritatingness and wrong sounding.

I don't know why McDonalds serving pizza seems so horribly wrong. This is a world where 7-11 has full sized terrible fast food pizzas that don't seem out of place. But for some reason it just seems like pizza should not be coming out of a McDonalds kitchen.

To be fair, you could pretty much walk into a McDonalds at any time of day or night and you would be totally justified to tell 90% of the clientele to fuck off for one reason or another. Including, of course, yourself.

I ordered a McSpaghetti with marinara sauce and got egg noodles and ketchup.

And, indirectly, I like to think Die Hard gave us Family Matters.

The one thing I would change would be to have more scenes take place in vents and elevator shafts. Hell, I'd like to see a whole movie that was only people chasing each other in vents and elevator shafts. Needless to say, I was quite disappointed by Shaft.

I've said it before but in case any of you are my estate lawyer, I would like to be thrown into a Juggalo mosh pit and pounded to a fine mist.

Would it really be that tough for them to rent cottages in exclusive Caribbean resorts and cabins in Aspen ski lodges like the rest of us?

Or that dastardly drunken pirate Captain Morgan.

That's very insensitive to the thousands of people who actually are dead.

Hello! I'm Johnny Cash.

I'd pay cold hard cash to see 5 Neat Guys get the Spinal Tap treatment.

They said "incredible run" but none of them are particularly physically fit.

Da Bears.

Omigod I LOVE the 80s!!!

For me it's no Jack Benny, no dice.

I took it as "white Americans conquered the world."

It's going to be a long Willennium.

Your vote still matters.