Because all your children have turned out to be terrible monsters?

The word is "undermime." It literally means to be under a mime.

I thought that was Shia LaBoeuf?

As is "New Rose", which may be because they're almost the same song.

And that's a cover and not really their style. That's the song that introduced me to both The Damned and Love.

Can I park my food truck there?

Is this the F.O.X.? Or is this the W.S.J.? Or is this the F.B.I.? I thought it was the A.V.C.

Joe Bleak.

Like Matthew McConaughey in Interstellar.

The secret is two slices of gluten free brown rice bread with a big slice of almond cheese and slathered liberally with vegannaise. You can't use a metal pan or real fire on the stove, can't help you with those.

People are a little sensitive ever since Bacongate.

I keep watching the pot but it's never boiling. Help!

John 9:11? "He replied, “The man they call Jesus made some mud and put it on my eyes. He told me to go to Siloam and wash. So I went and washed, and then I could see.”

I'm having a hard time getting past that weird cutesy sideways mouth thing the woman is doing on the poster.

Fun fact: There is not a single word in ancient Hebrew that rhymes with any other.

Only a third as good as Jeanne Tripplehorn.

It gets expensive for hip musicians to buy their complicated shoes.

I greatly prefer it when they come up with the pun title first and then name the character to fit.

But won't your wife, played by Anna Faris, nag you to do household chores?

I'm a big fan of almost all the Paul Blart movies, but Mall Cop really isn't one of the best.