We have a saying over here at the office. "Sandler and James are tighter than *giggles* Sandler and Young!"

What about that little boy nobody liked… Roy Cohn?

You know who can't wait? This guy!

I just stopped by to upvote whoever said "Boober."

Planking, twerking, ice bucket challenge. All three will be remembered as the biggest fads EVERYONE was doing back then.

You mean in a world where Ray J. Johnson was a thing?

You leave out that almost all of these wealthy and fabulous women are over 35. Hiring escorts is literally the only way a woman that old can land a man.

It really was a rare misfire for Rob Schneider.

"I can't believe I wasted 10 Gilded Trumpies to watch this."

It's a pretty complicated game. Maybe the NPCs have been running around in the background or something.

It's nice that he's inspired by young people. Me, I'm much more interested in what their companions are up to.

Stand still while I shoot this arrow at your knee.

Is that why he's doing those term life insurance commercials?

Who was the fuckwad who decided it would be a plus to tell us how much time we've wasted in a game?

It's so weird. Like a totally weird choice. I like David Lynch but I don't like weird.

I'm so weary of this that even though I think I'm in line with what you're saying the wall of text becomes a total blur.

But I heard there's a g-g-g-GHOST in the voting booth!

Take a good look because it's the last time.

Depp is a no-brainer. Probably best to pit the characters against each other. Is Willie Wonka or Mortdecai more likely to vape? Jack Sparrow or Tonto? The list goes on.

But don't you enjoy a nice game of "Which One Vapes" with Depp vs the character he plays?