You mean Mindy Cohn? Her multi-million dollar sitcom development deal is over at CBS.

There won't be many scarecrows, but there will be a hell of a lot of strawmen!

Lawrence is cool. I dunno about the rest of you.

I got a rock.

Memo to myself:
1. Do the dumb things I gotta do.
2. Touch the puppet head

That's a very serious confession, my son. I am going to have to sentence you to a billion Hail Marys.

There's probably some shenaniganny reason like Sony owns the movie outright and thus would keep all the profits and call all the shots but if they bought a new idea there would be a show creator attached.

Either way it's better than my house, the poker shack in the swamp.

You really call that a bungalow? I think it's more of a cabana.

Su, love the concept but we need to work on your personal branding. How would you feel about… Sue Howard?

The visuals are an important part of enjoying a meal. Why should we pretend they aren't? Assuming you've evolved past the point where you need to eat whatever you can scrounge to survive, it needs to look pleasing as well as taste.

I've actually gotten pretty good at carrying baby birds and other fragile creatures in my mouth without accidentally crushing them with my powerful jaws.

I think even in Asshole TX there are people who will boycott on principle or just avoid the place because even if they're Republican they have enough sense and taste not to go to a Trump themed gimmick restaurant. It's suburban Houston which definitely skews Republican but it's still part of a big city with a wide…

They keep throwing him in jail but the next day Urkel's gone and this handsome charmer named Stefan is in the cell. Got to let him go, of course.

The New Adventures of Gilligan is pretty wild. It's set forty years after the events of Gilligan's Island where they all ran out of food and after some wacky Lord of the Flies shenanigans he emerged the sole survivor. Now he just skulks in the woods in a fully feral state, feasting on the many stray surfers and rock…

Tiaramasu is princess food and it's named after their princess tiaras. So that does make it french, or at least something fancy.

Being from Texas I am not surprised in the least. But I am constantly amazed functioning adults who somehow manage to own thriving businesses are so willing to risk it all to get their dumbass political views out there.

Could they be sued for infringement? I'd like to hear from Lionel Hutz.

All right I'll watch at 11, but this better be about Steve Ditko.

He did not choose that hat; that hat chose him.