Just for the name alone.

Pete Wentz got his band's name from the Simpsons and he married Ashlee Simpson. I would bet $100 he never made this connection.

Musicians in their late teens and twenties are quite possibly the biggest assholes on the planet.

Dylan doesn't understand this is the internet age, you have to promote yourself on social media all the time. I don't see him having a career much longer if he doesn't get his brand out there.

I know her as Mary Perspirino in 2015's Pizza With Bullets

You'd better take a good look because it's the last time.

BONG.

Quarry deserves better than that half-assed blurb!

Ugh, that sounds so fucking horrible. Did the Gilligan's Island writers come up with that?

Why on earth is that show even coming back? Did they not notice they came to a logical conclusion and should have nothing left to say?

Who's giving them jobs? The sign on the door clearly says "NO IRISH!"

It's a shame they almost instantly tossed out his— scrappiness? is that the word? from the pilot, where he was so gifted at one-man runs in and out of danger. Just became yet another guy who fights zombies in the exact manner all the others fight zombies. This fucking show.

Yeah, I'm happy he's doing what he seems to love most (well, as happy as I can be for a guy I don't know and who cares not for my own well being) but I like him so much better when he does almost anything else.

This does not apply to any of my relatives and former classmates in Texas. Please, do not vote.

I dunno. Wasn't this something in the South Park movie?

But I'm going to feel so empty when every single character on TV has one next season and I don't!

There is one big “plus though.. No more crappy $100 power adapters you have to replace every two years if you don’t treat them with the utmost care. The computer charges via USB-C which is pretty cool.

Pour a can of Sierra Mist on it and call us back.

I tried to get an iHillary but it's so crooked I can't even fit in on my desk. Topical!

They're erotic etchings.