I usually just get refurbished straight from Apple, way cheaper with full warranty.

I know you're angry at Apple but don't say things you can't ever take back.

I'm pretty sure I'm going to buy a Surface when my old Macbook finally dies.

The second being Mount Slushmore, of course. The giant Dean Martin is uncanny.

He's right that "rock" is pretty much over, but I think "roll" still has a few good decades left.

Rock is dead, but it won't lie down.

Look, I'm not one to gently rib someone over their name, but Cush Jump demands some sort of acknowledgement. Perhaps, the sequel to Krush Groove?

Too much liability after that big Unreal class action suit.

It had some great seasons up until til Josh Charles left the show, then coasted on goodwill for a long time.

Are you kidding? With all the "back in my day" comments around here I think the average AV Clubber is now over 45.

I saw Gwar in high school not knowing who they were or what the show was about (I think there was some name recognition from Beavis and Butthead, but not about their act itself.) A friend dropped acid for the first time before the show, again having no idea what to expect. I wish this story ended in a crazy way but I…

'Round here we just call those "Denny's."

It involves Donald Trump, gold plating and a Ukrainian mail order bride. You don't want to get involved.

I'm thinking more of how it's made.

In this way, cumin is like human.

I'm from Texas, I'm not a fan of beans, and I still can't stand people who complain about beans in chili.

As someone who's worked at a Wendy's,

Oh yeah, Steven Baldwin. LOVED him in Usual Suspects, I should see what he's done since.

Pff, just turn it inside out. Like a whole new planet.

I'm willing to sign up for ten, MAYBE eleven more individual $7-13 a month streaming services. BUT THAT'S IT.